mea culpa

11.15.2006

Life's Unanswered Questions [1]

1. Why do all the Aisian tourists in the city all have so much flipping money??? They are all, all!!, walking around with bags from Bergdorf's and, like, Marc Jacobs, and none of the other tourists are. Why is that?

2. Why can Aisian women get away with wearing the most ridiculous things that, on them only, look completely normal?!? What's up with that?!?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

answer to lifes unanswered questions 1-either theyre fake or stolen- dont give me that theyre not cuz all they do is flip burgers and make telemarketing calls all day=no MONEY!!!
2- they look normal for an asian cuz asians are generally not normal so they blend in with the not normal asian tribE!!!
btw- i am sooo not discriminating against aisians here just stating the truth.........

12:56 AM  
Blogger blueyes said...

No, C!, not Marc Jacobs purses [obviously those would be from Canal], but bags from the Marc Jacobs store...and big ones too, like they've all just bought a coat or a dress, expensive stuff, you know?

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm maybe if i become Aisian ill get to go and buy from Marc Jacobs?!?

8:19 PM  

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