A Monetary Situation

I don't know how this happens, I really don't, but it happens every time...so, I kind of overwithdrew on my bank account. By a lot. And I haven't been spending money!! Really, I haven't, and as I was trying to figure it all out, like where the hell did that money go, I was struck by the cruel irony of something that happened like two weeks ago. My friend called me up all happy, and she told me that she was checking her account, and there was a random, $600 deposit. It just randomly appeared in her account. Why does this always happen to other people?!? Where's my unexpected $600 windfall?!? [That's your cue to get out your checkbooks, just make it out to cash...]