Life's Unanswered Questions [2]

I know that I've mentioned this before, but the ludicrousness of the whole thing is still there - why do they ask for student I.D.? Do I look like I'm not supposed to be there? Why the hell would I, just for fun, show up at the crack of dawn with a heavy bag full of books if I wasn't meant to be at school? Do I look like I'm a terrorist, goingto blow up the building or something?